El Libertador is dead!
Yesterday evening as we were all going to sleep our most beloved leader has been assassinated in his own house. The assassins lit up fires to cover up their traces and used complex stratagems to get rid of the security. It probable that even without such evil machinations, no one would be able to apprehend the culprits given the chaos that our country is experiencing. All honourable citizens will lament this tragic loss and hopefully, after our times of trouble are behind us, we will be able to think about our great leader with love.
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